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Hellooooo beautiful people!

For those of you who are new here, I’m Ada, an aspiring star, blogger, and keto guru, amongst many, many other things.

And… because I love you guys so much, yes you! My AMAZING followers; today I’m baking these awesome chocolate chip cookies and sharing my recipe with you!

So you’re gonna need:

  • 1 cup of almond flour (The finely ground one.)
  • 2 tbsp of powdered sugar
  • About ¼ tsp of salt or maybe a bit less
  • ⅛ tsp baking soda
  • 2 tbsp coconut oil (Say it with me now! “Coconut oil makes EVERYTHING better.”)
  • 2 – 4 tbsp chocolate chips (I usually use 4 tbsp because I loveeeee chocolate chips! But you do you boo.)
  • 1 tsp of quality vanilla extract
  • 2 – 3 tsp coconut milk (Almond milk can work too.)
  • Preheat your oven to 325F

Now we’re gonna mix only our dry ingredients together really well. Then, add all the wet ingredients to it to form a dough. The dough shouldn’t be lumpy, and when lightly touched, it should be tacky, just like your ex’s new girlfriend.

Shape dough into cookies using a scoop and place them onto a cookie tray.
Bake in the center of the oven rack for 10 – 15 minutes (keep an eye on ’em!) and cool for an additional 10 minutes.
They’ll break apart easily when warm so let them cool to firm up a bit.

When they’re ready, invite your crush over and munch on them while he munches on you! lololol Kidding..Kidding…not kidding!

Speaking of crushes, I had a little heart to heart with my boo-bear, Buck, to see why there was a distance forming between us. He admitted that he was really into me and hated the fact that I was with Tony. Buck thinks I deserve better and you know what? He’s right!
I do deserve better!
I mean for cryin’ out loud I had to adjust my cookie recipe just so that it doesn’t need butter. Whyyyy? Because Tony.

Do you know what I caught him doing with my expensive grass-fed butter that I had to go to THREE different Whole Foods to find??!! He was using it as #$%^ lubricant while watching porn!

Ughhh! I have had enough and I’m ready to move on!
Tony doesn’t know how to treat me and he isn’t as good for me as Buck is.
So I’m gonna break up with him soon, but a bish needs to find a new apartment first so I’m just biding my time.
Yeah, yeah I know, toxic AF but, it is what it is.

Anyway… deep releasing breath. AHHHHH. Now release the bullshit.

Now, you know what would go great with these cookies? I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream!


Happy snacking!

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