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Hey guys, Tony here.  

It’s like 3 am, I can never fall asleep on the couch, so I was watching some er…documentaries on Ada’s laptop since she broke mine.

Yeah, I know this is her blog, but we’re kind of in a weird place right now and she’s not talking to me. Maybe when she sees this, she will.  

So here goes! (Nothing to lose right?)

Ada, I love you. I always have and probably always will. 

I know that I’m not your idea of the perfect guy, but I think I’m kinda cool. Plus I’m crazy about you. 

You say you want more excitement, but whole-wheat toast just isn’t built that way. Remember the time you convinced me to go on that crazy rollercoaster with you, and I sharted myself from all the excitement?? 

Then there was that other time you wanted to go fishing for tuna, and we lost our oars, so I panicked and lost my crust?!

Anyway, I just wanted to say that I support you no matter what, and I’m proud of this new Keto journey that you’re on. You’re gonna be amazing!

I must admit, the chocolate chip cookies smelled great, and please, don’t feel bad about me chipping a tooth; I was due for a dental visit anyway lol.

You’re totally rocking your new job and making new friends, and your new followers seem to love you.

“Heyyy Ada gang!”

It seems that everyone loves my girl, and y’know what? I can see why! I’m so proud of you and all your recent accomplishments. Better yet, I’m glad that for a time I got to call you mine!

I hope that we can make up soon and at least be friends 🙂

Until then, take care of yourself.

Love Tony.

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